Sunday, 12 December 2010

Never Say Nether

I'm talking about: MineCraft (alpha)
I drew that on a new tablet I am using, as a test. In case you didn't work it out (through not playing Minecraft - Unlikely, or not being to the nether yet: More Likely). Pretty much sums up my experience in The Nether:

1. Enter The Nether
2. Woo Nether
3. I hear noises...
5. Run from Giant Flying Cubic Tentacled Fire-Ball Spewing Evil Freaky Ghost-things (called ghasts)
6. Die
7. Respawn
8. Soak, Rinse, Dry, Apply TLC, Back to 1

Remember Kids: Always pack extra grilled pork and arrows (and diamond armour) when visiting worlds where time stands still outside of it, featuring a distinct lack of cardinal direction, an obsessive amount of lava, and netherstone, and slowsand and etc.

The only thing that would make it any worse would be flaming ninja nether creepers. But for know, I'm going to sit around in my overworld base and snipe them pesky normal creepers.

Saturday, 23 October 2010

Adverts? In My Blog?

Sadly, yes. I don't know why, when or where it happened, because I almost never post on the site anyways, but whatever.

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

COSUK 3D Flash Intro

Thursday, 6 May 2010


If you've been paying attention to the news recently, you'll know that Monday was bank holiday, that people have been spurting out 'May the Forth be with you', and that it's the day of the General Elections (Or the mock elections if you're in my school).

Of course, being the sensible readers that you are, you would've voted for your most suited local MP, which in turn will occupy a seat representing your local population to do political things and so forth.

Or you haven't voted.

If you have, then good, you have been a help to the community, the UK, and you deserve a pat on the back. If you haven't yet, you've got till 10:00pm GMT to vote, so Gogogo!

Now that's over, lets talk about: Garrys Mod

Except I already have...
Well, too bad, because I'm not reviewing the game itself, but rather the additional content. (yay!)

First of all, any garrysmodder will know that the Addons folder is your friend, and if you don't, make it so. Now, if you've been playing garrysmod long enough, your addons folder will be full of junk, broken files and corrupted bits and bobs. And some good, working addons. Of course, you will need to find these 'good addons', which may be difficult due to the large amount of addons that corrupt each other. If you don't have any addons, you should really get some good addons from the garrysmod download website.
"Ah", you may say,"how do I know what to get, and whether they work?"
Well the obvious answer to that is to ask a forum, like facepunch...
Or you could look at my uncomprehensive list of cool addons.

Just about any server, duplication or fancy WWI fighter will need this pack to function correctly, as just about everyone uses it to build professional, complex contraption-things. It supplies you with flat, precise and accurate props allowing complex things to be built down to the 0.001 source engine measurement, or something like that. And something as awesome as this needs something as useful as...
This cool addon allows you to easily build these contraption with ease of effort, as it automatically snaps your tool to a grid, letting you place props with a pointlessly high accuracy. Then again, if you're not into building things, but rather mess around, you might want to try
These game modes put you in situation similar to that of the Sims (remember that dusty old game lying on your shelf that you got addicted to every holiday?). You have money, needs, and require each part of the community to to there job. Or rob you dry.

More addon suggestions soon...

Monday, 8 March 2010

A Little Error...


In other news, as a certain person pointed out, I did forget to include the Tank and Witch in my previous Left 4 Dead 2 Review, but who really cares about those minor details?

Other than Me.

Friday, 26 February 2010

We're (I'm) Back!

Yes, you heard me right, I'm back. might aswell use the blog while it's still here - better to do something and gain nothing than do nothing at all. Or something like that. Well either way, yeah, I'm going to be posting on here slightly more often. So here's a start.


So lets talk about: Left 4 Dead 2

Left 4 Dead 2 is a four player co-oop that follows four survivors desperatley escaping from the infection outbreak that has turned most of the world population into mindless zombie things, very much like the prequel, Left 4 Dead 1.

Left 4 Dead 2 mainly features new guns, usable items and new special infected, and focuses on a more dynamic way to play with the Director... V.2! This makes the gameplay different with every playthrough, although you are still limited to general level layout design.

Left 4 Dead series focuses on the multiplayer and sticking together aspects of gameplay, as a handful of the jolly infected chappies have developed the ability to pin, charge, spit, vomit, wrap or ride on survivors, further enhancing the sticking together rule of thumb, as any single player wandering on their own ends up getting pinned, charged, spitted, vomitted, wrapped or ridden on, by the Hunter, Charger, Spitter, Booomer, Smokerand Jockey, respectively.

One main focus is, of course, weapons and items, including the M16, AK47/AK74, SCAR, pump chrome combat and auto shotgun, and the hunting and militiary rifle. It also has a defibrillator, and adrenlaine for reviving and speeding up, aswell as the original Medkit and Pills from Left 4 Dead 1.

The gameplay itself can also either be suspenseful or frantic depending on where you are, what you're doing and whether the director really wants to be sympathetic to you, although after 10minutes into a game, you will find that the almighty director will still be throwing hordes at you left right and centre when you're not paying attention, regadless of how badly you're doing... that is if you're not dead already.

Of course like all games designed for multiplayer, Left 4 Dead isn't really fun on single player, but most people will atleast assume you have friends to play with. Well, if you don't, you can always try entering a random server, but doing so will normally end up with you being thrown into a server which happens to be three (or less) 'pubbers' and you against a well-organised and probably more skilled clan, where you will be finding yourself quitting as soon as possible. This is known across the online community as 'ragequitting', where doing so will end up with people finding your name and address and hunting you down... not really, although it is usually frowned upon by most players, but since they don't know who you are, some won't usally care anyway.

The game overall is very entertaining, assuming that you aren't losing and that you have friends who will be willing to spend their time playing with you, and can occasionally spout the funny scenes of amazing wins or amazing failures.

Now i would include pictures, but I'm sure that you can just looks them up for yourself on google or yahoo or something like that.
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