Never Say Nether
I'm talking about: MineCraft (alpha)I drew that on a new tablet I am using, as a test. In case you didn't work it out (through not playing Minecraft - Unlikely, or not being to the nether yet: More Likely). Pretty much sums up my experience in The Nether:
1. Enter The Nether
2. Woo Nether
3. I hear noises...
5. Run from Giant Flying Cubic Tentacled Fire-Ball Spewing Evil Freaky Ghost-things (called ghasts)
8. Soak, Rinse, Dry, Apply TLC, Back to 1
Remember Kids: Always pack extra grilled pork and arrows (and diamond armour) when visiting worlds where time stands still outside of it, featuring a distinct lack of cardinal direction, an obsessive amount of lava, and netherstone, and slowsand and etc.