A Bank™

"You've tried the rest, now try another one"
 Hello and welcome, potential customer, to A Bank™. Here at A Bank™ we offer FREE DEPOSITS at all of our branches run by Real Humans™. If your application is accepted, we will provide you with a free bank account with guaranteed interest rates. Here are some quotes from our satisfied customers:

"I gave the bank my money and now it is in a bank account" - A customer

"The amount of money I took out of my account was different from the money I put into it. Wow, simply amazing!" - Another customer