Programmer: What say you, play tester, upon the marvelous workings of my code

Beta Tester: I hath spotted an erroneous behaviour in thine program!

Programmer: Hah, thy ignorance knows no bound for it is not a bug, rather the contrary, a feature.

Beta Tester: In such a case I suggest thee remove thine feature, for it bugs me no end and that's a fact.

Programmer: What a load of codswallop!