As I am writing this...

I am:
Breathing
Staring at a PC
Rewriting a french essay
Listening to music
Talking to friends
Typing this post
Thinking about the sky
Pondering over the meaning of life, the universe and this post
Forgetting to put fullstops or commas at the end of each thing
Correcting typography errors
Quickly deteriorating my eyesight
Being a useless unproductive member of the human race in general
Growing up
Creeping closer to my inevitable death
Dying a little inside
Being bored
Pressing enter, space and backspace far too many times in one post
Posting this post
Pressing buttons with my left hand whilst using the mouse with my right
Ending this post
Ranting over it.